Many couples remain silent during sex so as to spare each other the reminder that someone else is there.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
The most beautiful words in the English language are typically French.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
I’ve turned solitaire into a drinking game.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
One man’s financial crisis is another man’s “I told you so.”
So as it turns out a number of people who suffer from obesity may owe it to a virus which causes adult stem cells to convert to fat cells. Even though this affects about 30% of people who suffer from obesity I assume a much larger number will attribute their condition to this virus. And [...]
To those who accuse me of vanity I ask, “who are you again?”
Someday I want to open a liquor store exclusively for hobos and post a sign reading, “breakfast served all day.”
Thursday, January 22, 2009
You ever wake up screaming only to realize it’s the guy you have locked in your closet?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Over at Best Week Ever they’ve talking about a ring that can be fitted to the penis and used to count the number of thrusts achieved during intercourse. I think the more mechanically minded will notice this device favors the less well endowed as those with bigger (or at least lengthier) penises consume more time [...]
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I’m writing a work of religious inspiration called “Five Books You Will Burn in Heaven”.