So as it turns out a number of people who suffer from obesity may owe it to a virus which causes adult stem cells to convert to fat cells. Even though this affects about 30% of people who suffer from obesity I assume a much larger number will attribute their condition to this virus. And who can blame them?
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that’s sort of like attributing your accidental pregnancy to an immaculate conception–at least in the the whole ruse aspect of it.
I created that virus. It’s life cycle goes:
1) Virions survive in butter, gravy, and Arby’s.
2) Virions are ingested by poor unsuspecting Midwesterners
3) Once these people eat enough their immune systems are overwhelmed.
4) People get fat due to infection
It’s ingenious. I’m currently working on another that can survive in marijuana plants that excretes a neural toxin, making pot smokers lazy and stupid if they come in constant contact with the virus.
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