Friday, February 27, 2009
Two people wandering through the desert look back on their tracks and say, “Well, at least we’re making progress.”
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The road less travelled has become rather crowded of late.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
People who contend that homosexuality is unnatural also hold that the supernatural is not.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
It’s often easiest to bury the hatchet along with the other party.
Monday, February 23, 2009
They say “power corrupts” as if the bastard was a saint getting there in the first place.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Every time I upload a new picture to Facebook I seem to be thinking, “this’ll show her.”
Thursday, February 19, 2009
It’s a good thing if a woman asks you to dance, unless she’s holding two pistols.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The walls in my house are so thin I can hear the neighbors not having sex.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Karl Rove is a toad that never liked flies.
Monday, February 16, 2009
They say some people internalize everything. For those who do not, I suggest you’re missing a step.
Friday, February 13, 2009
The road to Iraq is paved with good excuses.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Looking back on high school I’m glad I was never there.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Progressives have fought long and hard for unity and the battle rages on.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I try to be energy conscious and turn the lights off every time I leave a room. Some people take it personally.
The trick to unprotected sex is to get out while the going’s good.
Let’s agree to call a spade a racial epithet.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Indie Rock is the only culture where fans wish poverty on their heroes.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Woody Allen is a symbol of everything that’s wrong with Woody Allen.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Boredom is ancestor to all luxury.
I don’t usually read the New York Times at home because there’s no one there to see me do it.