A penny saved puts you far above the average American’s credit to debt ration.
One could help America’s weight problem simply by narrowing the doors on fast food restaurants.
I’m afraid of having children and becoming like my father. That is to say, someone with kids.
When I’m reading and someone interrupts I tell them that I am in the middle of a sentence. Five minutes later when they begin to get impatient I tell them that it’s Faulkner.
The erotic is the thrill of the unknown. Pornography is that same unknown sliced open and pinned apart.
I once threw pebbles at a girl’s window until she opened it, and then I threw them at her face.
4/20 is like Christmas for stoners except instead of decorating trees you light them on fire.
It may be morally rewarding to have a job working with children but there are greater financial incentives in a job working against them.
When people say “the more the merrier” they are talking about drugs, right?
It’s always uncomfortable to run across a childhood bully. Particularly for him if you’re behind the wheel.