Ironically, a lot of people have trouble recalling the specific reason for memorial day.
You never know how much someone cares until you see how badly you can hurt them.
A woman once said, “Let’s make love until the break of dawn,” to which I replied, “Well then we better not get started until 4:45 am.”
If you play a corporate comedy album backwards you can hear the comic’s dreams dying in reverse.
The golden rule of writing is “speak to your audience” which explains the overwhelming popularity of books for dummies.
Dead men tell no tales, but old men really pick up the slack in that department.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man dies but once but far more horribly.
The other day I saw a fireman- excuse me, a fire person. And it had a mustache.
The 1960′s profoundly changed the way revolution is bought, sold and worn around at parties.
They say even a broken clock is right twice a day but not if that clock is on military time.