I now consume only organic food which means I’ve stopped eating steel bars and plastic tubing.
A friend of mine said, “Show me some love.” I said, “If I showed you love you wouldn’t know what the fuck you were looking at.”
“Heaven must be missing an angel, let’s fix that right now.” “Your skin looks gorgeous, it would look even better as a crumpled heap in the corner of my room.” “It goes on a date with me or it gets the hose again.”
Watching the average guy try and pick up on a woman in a bar is like watching someone try and nail jell-o to a ceramic plate.
Studies have shown violence in video games can lead to a sharp increase in make believe homicide.
Religious households are those in which children are told, “you’ll thank us when you’re dead.”
I have mixed feelings on watching pornography. Actually, it’s more like I have one feeling when I begin and a very different feeling thereafter.
Some people fear the rise of the machines. How much worse could they be? The irony is that they will never be able to surpass our inhumanity.
Don’t be afraid to tell people what you are really think. Just make sure to ascribe it to someone else.
Pop music gives meaning to our lives in the same way gold paint adds value to a chair.