This is a sketch I’m currently working on to be performed at a time and location as of yet undetermined.
So both of you are test subjects for our new truth serum?
A: Yes B: No
You’re not both here for the serum experiment?
A: No B: Yes
Are you here for the experiment?
B: No, he’s not
Are you calling him a liar?
A: He is
B: I am
So you both agree?
B: We do. He’s a liar
Let’s start with your names?
A: My names is James Andrews
B: That’s my name, not his
Well what’s his name then?
B: Bellfurter Poppycock
I’ll just put you both down as James Andrews? So James-
A: Yes? B: Yes?
What would you say if I asked what time is it?
A: Ten thirty.
Why would you say three Mr. Andrews?
A: I wouldn’t.
B: Shut up. Because that’s what my watch says.
But your watch is off by four and a half hours.
B: Is it?
No. Who here wants a pistachio?
A: He does.
B: I do actually.
A: He’s lying.