In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses.
- Get drunk
- Get wasted
- Get drunk and wasted
- Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties
- Rape
- Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come through with the drugs
- Finish New Year’s resolutions list
- Snort as much cocaine as possible before New Year’s resolutions list kicks in
- Surf the internet through tears
- Avoid ex-boyfriend
- Hook up with ex-girlfriend
- Count backwards and scream in unison
- Vomit in acceptable location
- Urinate in hilarious location
- Drive safely while drunk, which means wearing an eye patch to compensate for double vision
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