Conan is scorching the earth as he leaves NBC. He just spent 1.5 million on a segment just to spite the network that has spurned him.
Here are some more ways Conan can waste NBC’s money:
- Buy the audience tickets on the space jet
- Have Andy Richter replaced with a shark
- Destroy the Bugatti Veyron Mouse using a huge, solid gold mousetrap
- Give each audience member White Alba Truffle with creamy ranch dipping sauce
- Pay to have a man killed
- Bet 400k on a cockfight
- Bailout a poorly run financial giant
- Commission a study to determine once and for all which sinks to the bottom of the ocean faster: gold, diamonds or the Bugatti Veyron Mouse
- Challenge champion gergitator Takeru Kobyashi to beluga caviar eating contest.
- Donate 1 million in disaster relief to Haiti on behalf of CBS
Written by Miles K and Colin Elzie