- There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog
- All good things come to those who watch kettles
- Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds
- Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the other
- You can drag a dead horse to water but you can’t beat a gift out of his mouth
- People who live in glass houses can kill two birds with no stones
- Don’t put your eggs in spilled milk
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