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Victoria’s Secret (penis)

I saw this picture the other day while I was in the mall.

hey it's dickfoot

Let’s take it for granted that Victoria’s Secret knows exactly what they’re doing. One can safely assume there’s a team of graphic designers picking over each image making sure that things like big subliminal dicks don’t make it in there on accident. So why do they have a pseudo-penis sitting right in the lap of this model? I’ve come up with roughly three possible reasons.

1) Many of the people who buy VS’s lingerie are men shopping for their girlfriends or wives, this quietly pornographic image is meant to lure them in.

2) This image subtly calls out to the desire of women to have a penis, not necessarily attached to their body, but not necessarily attached to their boyfriend either. It is my belief that many women want a penis just to sort of have around, and maybe wave threateningly at a few people. If you think I’m crazy think back to the times you’ve heard a girl bragging about her boyfriend’s large junk. It’s like she’s bragging about her own big dick and actually she is because that penis is now her property and simply on loan to the guy it’s physically attached to.

3) Something to do with transexuals, but I’m stumped as to what.

Here’s a picture of the full ad:

7 Comments

  1. yo mama wrote:

    maybe shs’s just double jointed and giving the thumbs up to her own vagina.

    Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 12:05 pm | Permalink
  2. Miles K wrote:

    Julian?

    Friday, March 19, 2010 at 3:41 pm | Permalink
  3. Really? :/ wrote:

    Um, that’s her heel. If you hadn’t noticed, her foot is behind her arm.

    Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 4:07 pm | Permalink
  4. Are you Serious? wrote:

    You Idiot, that’s the heel of her foot. If you can’t tell, she’s sitting on her foot, which is a cute little pose. It’s not a penis…it’s just a heel.

    Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 9:59 am | Permalink
  5. Peter wrote:

    I cannot believe how some people think that you didn’t know that it was her foot! Of course it was, it was just placed like that accidentaly or, as you reasonobly assume, for subliminal purposes.
    I searched on Google for a picture of a transvestite called “Victoria’s secret” and this came up :)

    Friday, July 9, 2010 at 12:14 am | Permalink
  6. Stu wrote:

    This guy Peter must know his stuff lol

    Thursday, August 5, 2010 at 6:52 pm | Permalink
  7. Ginger cunt wrote:

    PENIS!

    Monday, January 17, 2011 at 9:13 am | Permalink

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