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Baby Names by Parent Profession

Mechanic: Otto
Gardener: Rose
Car Dealer: Mercedes
Drug Dealer: Crystal
Burglar: Rob
Congressman: Bill
Plumber: John
Athlete: Jacque
Cartoonist: Drew
Tech Writer: Manuel
Geneticist: Gene
Computer Engineer: Chip
Hip Computer Engineer: Mack
Hippie: Van

5 Comments

  1. tired wrote:

    There’s a dude I met at Berkeley named Van. He was so named because his hippie parents conceived him in one. Incidentally he is now the frontman of Port O’Brien, a fairly successful rock band.

    Thursday, April 1, 2010 at 8:05 pm | Permalink
  2. shady3011@yahoo.com wrote:

    Social Worker: Aidan
    Pilot: Landon
    Scammer: Connor
    Dairy Farmer: Bessie
    Professional Debtor: Owen

    Friday, April 2, 2010 at 12:24 am | Permalink
  3. Roz wrote:

    Chimney Sweep: Cole
    Town crier: Colin
    Hypochondriac: Isaac
    Bounty hunter: Chase
    Misanthropist: Hayden
    Photographer: Cameron

    Friday, April 2, 2010 at 12:36 am | Permalink
  4. Miles K wrote:

    wow. not bad guys.

    Friday, April 2, 2010 at 8:39 am | Permalink
  5. shady3011@yahoo.com wrote:

    my jokes are licensed under the ‘Creative Commons license 0′, which states you can do whatever the fuck you want with them, and i’ll merely choose to feel stupid if you ride them on the rocket to stardom.

    Saturday, April 3, 2010 at 2:27 am | Permalink

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