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There’s a dude I met at Berkeley named Van. He was so named because his hippie parents conceived him in one. Incidentally he is now the frontman of Port O’Brien, a fairly successful rock band.
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wow. not bad guys.
my jokes are licensed under the ‘Creative Commons license 0′, which states you can do whatever the fuck you want with them, and i’ll merely choose to feel stupid if you ride them on the rocket to stardom.
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