Creepy Facebook Status Updates

Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?
I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.
Finally found out where that cute barista lives.
Going out for a jog
if posted at 2am
A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do I hear wedding bells?

This was written by admin. Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2010, at 10:10 am. Filed under thursday special. Tagged creepy, facebook, internet, jokes, thursday special. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

Dwight wrote:

* Needs To Find A More Suitable Human Host

Friday, October 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm | Permalink
Miles K wrote:

Love it.

Friday, October 29, 2010 at 4:00 pm | Permalink
ClariClaire wrote:

THESE ARE SOOO EPICCCCC!!! love them please write more

Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

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