I’m about to take a trip and one of the places I will visit is Texas. So I researched these facts in preparation:
Texas is known as the “Buckle of the Bible Belt.”
It is the US state closest to the Sun.
Texas is the largest contiguous state meaning even the state itself has an obesity problem.
The Alamo was an inside job.
-alamotruth.com
Despite what they would lead you to believe, Texas has a tiny penis.
Austin TX is known as the San Francisco of the South. While Dallas TX is known as the Houston TX of the South.
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You’re obviously not from Texas. When referring to us, you should watch out or you’ll plow up snakes.
The beautiful thing about not being from Texas is that I can safely refer to you all I want, and you’re still stuck in Texas.
I hate the state and every person from it, get the fuck over your self. “when referring to us, you should watch out or you’ll plow up snakes” typical texas attitude. You all suck at life. Secede already
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