Instead of shrimp waiter I am pet detective
Instead of shrimp waiter I am legend
I spend winter trapped in empty hotel with wife and stepson but merely fail to write novel
Shark in ocean causes me to write funny joke about people being eaten by sharks
Lose friend during wild bachelor party, never speak of it again
I comply with instructions not to feed gremlins after midnight by not feeding gremlins at all
Use evil ring of invisibility to start voyeur porn site
Daughter becomes possessed by devil, she is institutionalized for life
Son claims to see dead people, he is enrolled in montessori school for creative children
I have sex with Hermoine but still fail her in potions class
I travel back in time to kill savior of humanity but instead become shrimp waiter
Samuel L Jackson’s speech on sharks interrupted by me eating him
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But I dreamed about you and you were a shrimp delivery person.
what’s that from?
I wasn’t quoting anything really, I just had a dream.
But, maybe it is accidentally also from Spongebob?
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