Every time Donald Trump wakes up he eats a guinea pig whole and then immediately returns to sleep
All of his diamonds are made of gold
His combover is 60% eyebrow
When he dies, Donald Trump will go in the ground and rot just like everyone else
At midnight every night his butler is instructed to bring him a birthday cake whereupon he blows it out and wishes for another such cake the next night
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That diamond line is gold.
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