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“Literally” False Facts About Donald Trump

Every time Donald Trump wakes up he eats a guinea pig whole and then immediately returns to sleep

All of his diamonds are made of gold

His combover is 60% eyebrow

When he dies, Donald Trump will go in the ground and rot just like everyone else

At midnight every night his butler is instructed to bring him a birthday cake whereupon he blows it out and wishes for another such cake the next night

One Comment

  1. sammy wrote:

    That diamond line is gold.

    Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:01 am | Permalink

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