I’m doing a dirty Haiku competition tonight so I recycled some one liners

They say no means no
That’s either dating advice
or Spanish lessons

I’m a veteran
war on drugs, and like all vets
I still get flashbacks

Awkward, not peeing
Standing at the urinal
because I’m erect

She had a pierced tongue
In a formaldehyde jar
best blowjob ever

Go into sex shop
grab handcuffs, take to counter
ask for kids sizes

Can’t fuck this girl from
American Apparel
her socks reach her neck

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