God burns our prayers to fuel the flames of hell.
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-Miles K
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U insignificant idiot. God made u and u insult him i hope ur not from texas u lil creep. God loves u maybe he’ll use u to fuel the flames of hell.):#$@&*-+
No one from Texas goes to heaven anyway. Pretty sure it says so in Leviticus.
You wouldn’t want to be from Texas. We burn our heathens (or kill their children and pets) the moment they out themselves. Actually, Rick Perry does it personally.
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