Two men approach heaven but are delayed in entering. One of them goes to hell.
A travelling salesman comes to a farmhouse and talks to the farmer. He then is then told either that he is not allowed to have sex with the Farmer’s daughters or that he must. He does.
Why did the inanimate object do something anthropomorphic? Because no one objected!
How many people of a certain classification does it take to screw in a light bulb? More than one.
A woman does an unexpected thing and the bartender tells a patron, “I’d like to see her try that with a curtain.”