Dude: You gonna get lucky tonight?
Me: I make my own luck.
Dude: What does that mean?
Me: I masturbate.
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Clever Things to Say will no longer be updated Monday through Friday. I'll still post longer pieces but most of my short jokes will now be appear on twitter, which you can find below. For more me visit MilesK.net. Thanks for everything you guys!
-Miles K
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This is too funny.
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