I called up the library and when they picked up I said, “HI IS THIS THE LIBRARY?” and on the other end she hissed, “SHHHH. This is a library.”
Clever Things to Say will no longer be updated Monday through Friday. I'll still post longer pieces but most of my short jokes will now be appear on twitter, which you can find below. For more me visit MilesK.net. Thanks for everything you guys!
April 22, 2013
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