As a Halloween prank, let’s go on Amazon.com and buy apples and razorblades. That way when people buy Apples it will say, “People who bought this also bought razorblades.”
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Ahaha!!!! I had a friend who checked into a cat/dog washing tent on Amazon and they suggested that people who bought that item also bought muratic acid. Apparently they thought she was trying to get rid of a body.
that’s awesome
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