At the end of your internship with MTV you are led in to a room where another intern is bound to a chair. You are told, “Congratulations. You are at the last stage of your internship. You have outmaneuvered your enemies and pleased your masters. Now your final task is to strangle Ben, your friend and closest allie over the course of this unforgettable summer break.”

Ben is bound and gagged but his weeping is still audible over the hum of the air conditioner. If you cannot bring yourself to choke the life from him then two guards come in and untie him. They then proceed to tie you to the chair and Ben is given the same task. As his hands wrap around your throat you realize what a terrible mistake you have made.

The moral of the story is kill Ben before Ben kills you.

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