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Clever Things to Say will no longer be updated Monday through Friday. I'll still post longer pieces but most of my short jokes will now be appear on twitter, which you can find below. For more me visit MilesK.net. Thanks for everything you guys!
-Miles K
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Just wanted to say, These are FANTASTIC. I found this website a long time ago, but one day it always didn’t come up as a site for me so I couldn’t read these anymore. I just found it again though so I am PUMPED. keep up the good work dawwwg.
Thanks man. Really appreciate it.
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