Sentences not found in H. David Thoreau’s Walden If it does not sing, then it is not my fish.
Q: What did the head of security on the second death star say to Hammurabi? A: It’s an older code by it checks out.
Oh No!!! Somebody spiked the punch!!!!
Overheard at a Sarcastic 1600’s Dutch Brooklynite’s Boudoir: Take a woodcarving, it will last longer…