I recently had the opportunity to see The Shining on the big screen and let me tell you, what a cinematic achievement! Though, some part of me, could not help but think, “What if I had been in this movie?” If I had, it would have been pretty different.1 Now, first things first, when the […]
I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ new Roosevelt documentary and I thought I’d share some of the fascinating things I’ve learned. If you look at pictures of young Theodore Roosevelt, you see how lean and fine his features were. As he aged his head grew physically larger, as befits a great leader. Many other parts of […]
Drop your phone. If it lands face up, you will receive welcome news from a friend or relative. If it lands face down, it is broken.
I was on Steve Hernandez and Scott Luhr’s excellent podcast “Respect the Danger of Knives” talking about my sketchy past and my favorite jams. It was a great time.
If you are an Academy Award nominee this year, I would like to offer you first my congratulations, and second, some words of consolation. Chances are you are going to lose.
I took that classic Pace Picante ad from 1985 and turned it into a web comic for your enjoyment.
Q: Are guns dangerous? NRA: Guns are totally safe in the right hands. Q: Who should have them? NRA: EVERYONE.
At the end of your internship with MTV you are led in to a room where another intern is bound to a chair. You are told, “Congratulations. You are at the last stage of your internship. You have outmaneuvered your enemies and pleased your masters. Now your final task is to strangle Ben, your friend and closest […]
George RR Martin and George Lucas chat over coffee.
Many activists, moms and other jerks on the internet say that GM foods are a threat to other food species.
Sings Your Neighborhood is Being Gentrified by the Undead
Written with Alison Stevenson
Co-written with Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias and Pete Scobel Instead of wasting water on cleaning dishes, just buy new ones. Beat the heat with Gatorade Frost, available in Glacier Freeze, Alpine Snow, and Whitewater Splash. Burn down all the greenhouses to stop them from producing their gas Switch to menthol cigarettes. When smoking crack out […]