Drop your phone. If it lands face up, you will receive welcome news from a friend or relative. If it lands face down, it is broken.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
I was on Steve Hernandez and Scott Luhr’s excellent podcast “Respect the Danger of Knives” talking about my sketchy past and my favorite jams. It was a great time.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
If you are an Academy Award nominee this year, I would like to offer you first my congratulations, and second, some words of consolation. Chances are you are going to lose.
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Thursday, January 31, 2013
I took that classic Pace Picante ad from 1985 and turned it into a web comic for your enjoyment.
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Thursday, December 20, 2012
Q: Are guns dangerous? NRA: Guns are totally safe in the right hands. Q: Who should have them? NRA: EVERYONE.
Thursday, December 6, 2012
At the end of your internship with MTV you are led in to a room where another intern is bound to a chair. You are told, “Congratulations. You are at the last stage of your internship. You have outmaneuvered your enemies and pleased your masters. Now your final task is to strangle Ben, your friend and closest [...]
Thursday, November 15, 2012
George RR Martin and George Lucas chat over coffee.
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Thursday, November 8, 2012
Many activists, moms and other jerks on the internet say that GM foods are a threat to other food species.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Sings Your Neighborhood is Being Gentrified by the Undead
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Written with Alison Stevenson
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
Co-written with Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias and Pete Scobel Instead of wasting water on cleaning dishes, just buy new ones. Beat the heat with Gatorade Frost, available in Glacier Freeze, Alpine Snow, and Whitewater Splash. Burn down all the greenhouses to stop them from producing their gas Switch to menthol cigarettes. When smoking crack out [...]
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Co-written with Alison Stevenson Sure we’d all like a voice in government but influencing one of the two major candidates can cost a fortune. But wait, off brand third party candidates can be bought at a fraction of the cost and there’s so many more to choose from. That’s why we bring you a list [...]
Thursday, September 20, 2012
This single mome discovered this trick and DENTISTS HATE HER. Whiten your teeth just using an old, home secret…