In case you missed Everything Jamboree, here's a picture of me getting ready for our sketch "Eyelid Circumcision." Photo courtesy of Shawn Robbins

some of the awesome new series coming this spring

Miles K was raised in Southern California and began smoking meth at the age of 18. By 23 he was performing stand up comedy and he once snuck into a Starbucks after hours and drained whipped cream canisters of nitrous oxide before his lips turned blue. His fashion sense has been called “ridiculous” and “fucking gay.” He currently resides in a collective community in Oakland California; wearing galoshes in his flooded basement bedroom.

Colleen Watson was this year’s group project in the Allendale Elementary summer arts program for inner-city youth. Don’t shake Colleen’s hand too hard; the glue hasn’t dried yet… She was recently named on Comedy Central’s 2011 list of “Most Brittle Comedians.” One time she went missing for a whole week (turns out she was wedged between the couch cushions). If you let go of her string she will fly away.

Hey there,

Look, we all know the world is going to end on New Year’s so let’s go ahead and make this happen. I want to have sex and you don’t want to die alone. I get it, and you will too when I’m giving it to you good and wholesomely as the world expires. I am an expert lover and more than capable of holding you tight as the ground falls away beneath us and the sky burns above us.

The apocalypse doesn’t have to be all bad. Sure the earth may shatter like a Christmas Ornament but that means we can raw dog it. Plus we can film the whole thing and not worry about the video getting on the internet (or at least if it does somehow end up there during the 24 hours of our relationship then it won’t be a long lasting embarrassment).

You may be thinking, “I want to spend the apocalypse with my family,” but can they fuck you like I can? I hope not. This isn’t a time to dwell on the past, it’s a time to celebrate the present, especially since there’s no future to speak of. So get in line ladies because I am going to fuck your brains out before the zombies eat them.

Please include pics if you want a reply thx
-M