Co-written with Alison Stevenson Sure we’d all like a voice in government but influencing one of the two major candidates can cost a fortune. But wait, off brand third party candidates can be bought at a fraction of the cost and there’s so many more to choose from. That’s why we bring you a list […]
This single mome discovered this trick and DENTISTS HATE HER. Whiten your teeth just using an old, home secret…
co-written with Jesse Fernandez and Jesse Elias After days of painstaking internet research, 8-bit archaeologists from Japan have unearthed several NES titles stricken from public memory. So frustrating and disorienting are these titles that only the Japanese could love them. They have tirelessly reconstructed cover art and screenshots to force these abominations back into the […]
Hey did you guys realize that by today’s standards these once fat kids just look like normal teens? We did it!
co-written with Jesse Elias, originally published at ebaums world Paul Ryan (or Ryan Paul, as he is known to gym teachers) is Mitt Romney’s vice presidential pick. But who is he really? Using the latest internet technology we have begun to uncover some interesting facts you may not know about the guy: 1. Paul Ryan […]
originally published at http://www.ebaumsworld.com North Korea, the world’s last stronghold of hard line communism, has been grabbing a lot of gold in the 2012 Olympics. The stakes are high for the athletes: winners will be generously rewarded when they return home, while losers would be best advised to seek political asylum.
Co-written with Jesse Elias and Jesse Fernandez
Show StreamerThe Mission Position welcomes two of the bay area’s favorite comedians. I know I say that about all of our guests, but this time I mean it. OK, well maybe not the bay area’s favorites, but certainly Matt and Kate’s favorite comedians: Caitlin Gill and Miles K. via Radiovalencia
On March 24th former Vice-President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant. March 24th, 2012 I got my new heart today. When the doctor showed it to me I snatched it out of his hand. They had to get four orderlies to pin my arms down before they got it back. Then the doctor explained that […]
How many people of a certain classification does it take to screw in a light bulb? More than one.