Clever Things to Say » Uncategorized http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Mon, 21 May 2012 22:08:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/21/2501/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2501 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/21/2501/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 22:08:55 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2501 “My motto is live every day as if I were about to kill you.”
-Kim Jong Un

 

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“Then why don’t you marry it?”

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