Clever Things to Say http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:42:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2013/04/26/2982/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2982 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2013/04/26/2982/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:41:25 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2982 scottluhrs_flyer

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  • Drop your phone. If it lands face up, you will receive welcome news from a friend or relative. If it lands face down, it is broken.
  • When your entire face tingles you are about to be tagged in a photo.
  • Finding a spider in your bathtub means you must touch an old man’s leg before you buy your next lotto ticket.
  • Take a fun, fanciful word that describes you and then add the word “taco” after it. That is your online dating screen name.
  • A barista using whole milk instead of skim to make your coffee drink means your day is ruined.
  • If an expert on a daytime television show lists seven signs that your partner is cheating on you and all of them apply then that expert is a witch.
  • Passing by an accident on your way home from work is good luck.
  • If no hummingbirds visit your hummingbird feeder then your children will be autistic.
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