Clever Things to Say http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:11:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/03/2334/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2334 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/03/2334/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:00:02 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2334 I used to clerk at a Blockbuster. Customers would yell at me and I’d tell them, “I work here. Nobody hates this place more than I do.”

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“Nitrous oxide, among other things.”

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-Guy Anthony

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In case you missed Everything Jamboree, here's a picture of me getting ready for our sketch "Eyelid Circumcision." Photo courtesy of Shawn Robbins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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