Clever Things to Say » 1.5 million segment http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:11:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 More Expensive Conan Segments http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/01/21/more-expensive-conan-segments/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=more-expensive-conan-segments http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/01/21/more-expensive-conan-segments/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:59:35 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=827 Conan is scorching the earth as he leaves NBC. He just spent 1.5 million on a segment just to spite the network that has spurned him.

Conan blowing 1.5 mil
Conan blowing 1.5 mil
Here are some more ways Conan can waste NBC’s money:

  1. Buy the audience tickets on the space jet
  2. Have Andy Richter replaced with a shark
  3. Destroy the Bugatti Veyron Mouse using a huge, solid gold mousetrap
  4. Give each audience member White Alba Truffle with creamy ranch dipping sauce
  5. Pay to have a man killed
  6. Bet 400k on a cockfight
  7. Bailout a poorly run financial giant
  8. Commission a study to determine once and for all which sinks to the bottom of the ocean faster: gold, diamonds or the Bugatti Veyron Mouse
  9. Challenge champion gergitator Takeru Kobyashi to beluga caviar eating contest.
  10. Donate 1 million in disaster relief to Haiti on behalf of CBS

Written by Miles K and Colin Elzie

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