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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I’m not a reckless driver, just an incompetent one.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Future generations are an accident waiting to happen.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It’s always uncomfortable to run across a childhood bully. Particularly for him if you’re behind the wheel.

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Monday, March 2, 2009

I miscalculated my odds of success and therein lies my failure. Well there and the ditch that now contains my car.

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