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Stand Up Clip

Thursday, April 19, 2012
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Monday, March 26, 2012

People Botox themselves to look younger but often they just end up looking like a really handsome corpse.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

I’m twenty six now but I’ll have turned twenty four by the time I move to Hollywood.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

My friend asked me, “what are you going to do when you turn eighty?” so I said, “what do you mean when?”

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Cartoon Time!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

This is what I really look like

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Did you know that you can reverse the aging process just by getting stupider?

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Monday, April 18, 2011

The world’s oldest man died last Thursday. Police are now investigating the world’s second oldest man.

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Friday, March 4, 2011

The baby boomers are still trying to win at high school.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

My grandma thinks the iPod shuffle is a dance move.

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Friday, September 10, 2010

I’m writing a book called “Chicken Soup for the Twenty-Something Teenage Soul.”

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Affluence and comfort are consolation prizes for reaching old age.

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Friday, May 14, 2010

My body seems to be growing old without me.

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Monday, April 26, 2010

It’s all about the aging journey not the aging destination. Because the destination is being dead. And there’s nothing fun about that.

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