For PETA to completely end cruelty towards animals they’d have to modify animal behavior.
We need to scour the earth of humanity so that animals can get back to murdering each other in peace.
A mosquito lands on my arm so I say, “can I offer you a drink?”
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Bear 1: Have you seen the latest line of bear traps? Bear 2: Ughh. I wouldn’t be caught dead in one.
If animals started talking we’d have to kill them even faster.