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Friday, January 28, 2011

For PETA to completely end cruelty towards animals they’d have to modify animal behavior.

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Monday, January 3, 2011

We need to scour the earth of humanity so that animals can get back to murdering each other in peace.

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Monday, November 1, 2010

A mosquito lands on my arm so I say, “can I offer you a drink?”

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If my house posted an honest ad for a new housemate on craigslist

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Hi there. Thanks for your interest in our cooperative household. We are looking for a new member of our semi-functional experiment in alternative living since our former housemate, Jessica, has decided to pursue new opportunities “anywhere but here.” Due to diffused responsibility and general apathy no one has done a chore in over a month. [...]

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bear 1: Have you seen the latest line of bear traps? Bear 2: Ughh. I wouldn’t be caught dead in one.

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Friday, July 30, 2010

If animals started talking we’d have to kill them even faster.

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