They say “less is more” which is true because it’s false.
Ambitions are the flimsy refuge of a man’s shrieking insecurities.
Is there a five second rule for things you drop into the toilet?
There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog All good things come to those who watch kettles Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the […]
I laid down my grudge to bear. I now use it to grind my axe.
I think the appeal of a blank slate is not the fresh possibilities but the fact that you’re no longer staring at your failures.
Pleasure and pain seem not like distinct entities so much as a single system of Good Cop Bad Cop.
If there were any words I lived by they would have to form a paradox.
Human perfection is an oxymoron.
Is climbing a tall mountain a metaphor for itself?
Going to work is like holding yourself for ransom.
“I like my wit like I like my pussy: dry as hell.” -Mark Twain
A threat is an armed promise.
He was a man of few words but he used them all in excess.
A man without enemies is either very kind or quite the opposite.