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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

They say “less is more” which is true because it’s false.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ambitions are the flimsy refuge of a man’s shrieking insecurities.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Is there a five second rule for things you drop into the toilet?

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Specially Mixed Metaphors

Thursday, March 11, 2010

There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog All good things come to those who watch kettles Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the [...]

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Monday, November 30, 2009

I laid down my grudge to bear. I now use it to grind my axe.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I think the appeal of a blank slate is not the fresh possibilities but the fact that you’re no longer staring at your failures.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Pleasure and pain seem not like distinct entities so much as a single system of Good Cop Bad Cop.

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Friday, October 9, 2009

If there were any words I lived by they would have to form a paradox.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Human perfection is an oxymoron.

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Is climbing a tall mountain a metaphor for itself?

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Going to work is like holding yourself for ransom.

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Friday, July 10, 2009

“I like my wit like I like my pussy: dry as hell.” -Mark Twain

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Friday, June 12, 2009

A threat is an armed promise.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

He was a man of few words but he used them all in excess.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A man without enemies is either very kind or quite the opposite.

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