http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:13:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/10/18/2169/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2169 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/10/18/2169/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 21:52:31 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2169 They say “less is more” which is true because it’s false.

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There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog

All good things come to those who watch kettles

Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds

Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the other

You can drag a dead horse to water but you can’t beat a gift out of his mouth

People who live in glass houses can kill two birds with no stones

Don’t put your eggs in spilled milk

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