My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him “doctor.”
I am a religious voter in that I take voting to be a complete act of faith.
I have faith in the democratic process for lack of good evidence that it exists.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
I don’t believe in Astrology. I’m told this is typical for a Virgo.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
If someone uses fire to fight fire she will likely end up with just a bigger conflagration. But at least she can say to herself, “I’d like to think my fire won.”
If a man treats women like objects then the most generous assumption is that he’s too stupid to know the difference.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Practitioners of natural medicine speak as if disease were not perfectly natural. The point of medicine is to unnaturally extend one’s life.
People claim that fasting can get you closer to God. I suppose that the less of you that exists the closer the resemblance.
Don’t be afraid to tell people what you are really think. Just make sure to ascribe it to someone else.
There’s a sucker born again every minute.
Free will is the belief that we are not bound by the chain of events.
A Post-Modernist takes the difference between fact and belief to be merely a matter of opinion.