Every time Donald Trump wakes up he eats a guinea pig whole and then immediately returns to sleep All of his diamonds are made of gold His combover is 60% eyebrow When he dies, Donald Trump will go in the ground and rot just like everyone else At midnight every night his butler is instructed [...]
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