Clever Things to Say » children http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:13:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/02/2288/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2288 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/02/2288/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:10:24 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2288 The Baby Boomers ruined everything, including us.

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]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/11/15/2219/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/10/10/2158/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2158 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/10/10/2158/#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:51:49 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2158 I showed my nephew a haunted house. He asked me, “what’s it haunted by?” so I told him, “meth addicts.”

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]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/07/29/2066/feed/ 3 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/04/27/1925/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1925 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/04/27/1925/#comments Wed, 27 Apr 2011 18:02:14 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1925 Our nation’s history is unfit for children.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/04/27/1925/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/09/1860/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1860 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/09/1860/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:00:10 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1860 It’s a tender moment when a mother sits down with her pubescent daughter and explains that her body is changing, and her breasts will be getting bigger… but maybe not big enough.

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