Video games are teaching children that violence is OK, which really takes the burden off military recruiters.
Is there a five second rule for things you drop into the toilet?
We spend childhood trying to figure out how to live and then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out our childhood.
Cowboys have big belt buckles so as to better beat their wives and children.
As kids we hope that every Christmas gift is a toy and not an article of clothing. As we grow older, toys get phased out and replaced with socks, scarves and sweaters. I still open my gifts hoping for toys and the resulting disappointment: that’s adulthood.
They say, “you’re only young once” but that’s not true. Some people are never young.
The children on Wall Street just play robbers.
Growing up my mother used to tell me “you’re one of a million.”
Television should be asking itself, “what’s the best way to raise a child?”
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One man’s trash is another man’s baby.
Here’s why I don’t want kids: sex is amazing and anything that feels that good must have a terrible consequence.
I’m against the practice of abortion. I just think you should get it right the first time.
Studies have shown violence in video games can lead to a sharp increase in make believe homicide.
Religious households are those in which children are told, “you’ll thank us when you’re dead.”
A PC liberal is someone who’s afraid to give their kids a coloring book with people in it.