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I don’t even know how some people in SF lift their hands out of bed every morning considering how heavy they are.  

A lady said I look like I smell so I says, “well then I must smell like a million bucks ’cause that’s how I look.”

What did the witch say upon returning to her gingerbread house? “Home sweet home.”

Two coconuts walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey we don’t serve your kind here, unless you’ve been cut in half and filled with fruit juice and rum.”

I do like fly fishing but boy those things are hard to catch.