Monday, December 19, 2011
Facebook: the place to see and be unseen.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
I took an online personality test and it asked me, “what is the first thing that people usually notice about you?” So I put, “that I’m standing in their kitchen.”
I met my girlfriend online. She lied about her age of course, “Oh I’m thirteen,” she said.
This spring I’m going to get rid of my tan lines by never exposing my skin to light.
It’s tank top and shorts season for cute young girls which means it’s trench coat season for creepy old men.
Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope? I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain. Finally found out where that cute barista lives. Going out for a jog if posted at 2am A boy just sat next to me [...]
I have to thank my mother for helping all my dreams come true, except the sex dreams. That would just be creepy.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.