http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Mon, 21 May 2012 22:08:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/12/19/2270/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2270 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/12/19/2270/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:41:20 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2270 Facebook: the place to see and be unseen.

 

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Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?

I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.

Finally found out where that cute barista lives.

Going out for a jog
if posted at 2am

A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do I hear wedding bells?

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