Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Children tend to get kidnapped for ransom over spouses because criminals don’t want to gamble on the strength of marriages.
Friday, September 9, 2011
I couldn’t be a cop because you have to beat people up and I’m not physically cut out for that. I’d just have to shoot everyone instead.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
People think the guillotine was invented to cut off people’s heads but actually it was meant to cut off people’s bodies.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Mafia round up removes vital predators from gambling addict ecosystem Obama has trouble locating Hu Jintao for facebook photo tagging Inexplicable mass animal deaths more disturbing than explicable mass animal deaths
Goldman Sachs: Extremely well organized crime.
If you ever get arrested in the middle-east don’t yell out, “unhand me!”
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Serial killers don’t understand the difference between getting a life and taking one.
Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the police.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Whoshotwhatinthefacenow? I asked for a Crush soda not a crushed leg! Mommy I left my hand in the tiltawhirl.
If we actually held to the idea that the punishment ought fit the crime there’d be a lot more crooked politicians put through shredders.