I like Los Angeles because you can walk around and watch rich people starving.
2How are things? 1Things are good. 2Yes? 1Yes. There are many things and all of them are all good. 2That is great. 1Yes you are right and it is true. How are things for you? 2Very new. There is a thing I did not have before but now I do and it is good. 1Is […]
If you ever get arrested in the middle-east don’t yell out, “unhand me!”
No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.
We spend childhood trying to figure out how to live and then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out our childhood.
Some people blame all their problems on society and other people blame all their problems on those people and that’s the difference between a democrat and a republican.
All people are created equal and it is the function of society to rectify that condition.
As a waiter I do not grow food, I do not cook food, I only suggest food and then bring whatever a customer picks. I am, essentially, a food consultant.
If we were to encounter a culture free from racism we would use that as evidence of their inferiority.
Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the police.
A room with the living room furniture of the working class. Andy is thin and well dressed, his stocky father, Leo, sits, both hairy arms crossed over his chest, next to Andy’s worried looking mother, Helen. Andy: Mom, Dad, there’s something I’ve needed to tell you for a long time- jeez this is hard- and […]
I went into see my life coach and he said I’m off the team.
Practitioners of natural medicine speak as if disease were not perfectly natural. The point of medicine is to unnaturally extend one’s life.
Here’s an emoticon you don’t see very often: ;(
It used to be that people weeded their gardens. Now they garden their weed.
Indie Rock is the only culture where fans wish poverty on their heroes.
I don’t usually read the New York Times at home because there’s no one there to see me do it.