http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:13:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/06/2335/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2335 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/06/2335/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:15:41 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2335 Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, unless it’s being fed to you by another hand.

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