http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:13:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/12/14/726/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=726 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/12/14/726/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:00:22 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=726 When I’m on the way to my therapist I think, “I’ll bet she looks forward to this all day.”

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