I don’t want to just live life in the fast lane, I want to die there too. And hopefully take some other people in the fast lane with me.
There wouldn’t be so much traffic if people just drove motorcycles, specifically, into stuff.
Christians look forward to life after death and I certainly think they’re right not to get their hopes up about this life.
Things to do before I die Make a list of things to do Do things on list Gloat Repeat
The world’s oldest man died last Thursday. Police are now investigating the world’s second oldest man.
If I could breath underwater the first thing I’d do is fake my own death. Right after murdering this one guy.
People think the guillotine was invented to cut off people’s heads but actually it was meant to cut off people’s bodies.
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The electric chair is a quintessentially American means of execution. It’s death by appliance.
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There’s a big difference between saying someone died in your arms versus they died in your hands.