http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Mon, 21 May 2012 22:08:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/18/2499/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2499 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/18/2499/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 17:00:21 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2499 I know where I want to be buried when I die. Under newspapers in my apartment.

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1. Make a list of things to do
2. Do things on list
3. Gloat
4. Repeat

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