http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:23:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/06/2297/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2297 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/06/2297/#comments Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:57:19 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2297 There wouldn’t be so much traffic if people just drove motorcycles, specifically, into stuff.

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1. Make a list of things to do
2. Do things on list
3. Gloat
4. Repeat

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]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/05/18/1951/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/04/18/1914/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1914 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/04/18/1914/#comments Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:26:46 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1914 The world’s oldest man died last Thursday. Police are now investigating the world’s second oldest man.

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