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Magic for Depressed Magicians

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Video: LAUGH AT: MAGIC FOR DEPRESSED MAGICIANS

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Magic Tricks Performed by a Depressed Magician

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Saws picture of ex wife in half. Turns one ball into suicide note. Pulls incredibly long handkerchief out of mouth and then weeps into it uncontrollably. Swallows sword, followed by gun barrel. Guesses audience member’s card is stupid and pointless. Pulls rabbit from hat, locks rabbit in box and then never speaks to it again. [...]

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

I’m pitching a reality TV show called, “Who’s the Saddest Loser?” It’s just about clinically depressed people trying to get out of bed.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

To get up and face the day is to admit to the lack of alternatives.

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Economic depression crushes the hopes of shallow materialists.

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